crap. this days sucks. if you want to have a great laugh, read on. if you want to mourn with me, read on. if you feel like you've had a great day and would want to make your day even greater, read on. read till the last part--for it's always the best part. and LAUGH. damnit.

my day socks. whoops. did i spell it that way? then let's correct it (i am currently typing whatever thought flows out of my head). my day sucks. actually, it started out right, but in some twist of fate, it ended up wrong. well, so far it's wrong and damn bad.

well, as we all know (or at least for ateneans), today is the online enlistment for the freshmen. the first thing that makes this day bad is my random number. yes, it's a big, three-figured random number: 712. and i actually thought i would get a better random number this sem since i got a 700-something random number last sem! how unfortunate of me. so there you go, i was eager for my laptop to alarm at 4:30 so that i could enlist within the last batch of people to enlist. well, you might ask what's so bad with this random number. i won't rant about how good it would be if you got a smaller random number; i'd rather go to the bottomline and save energy typing crappy things that will just make me feel worse. basically, you have the least chances to get the PE you wanted.

so while waiting EAGERLY, i just surfed the net, texted, etc. i was alone in the house. nothing wrong with that. but the fact that my dad instructed me to send my e-ticket which couldn't be sent through email (i don't know what's wrong with yahoo mail) pisses me off. to add to that, i couldn't call my dad (as he was instructing me to do so) because for some reason, our phone line has something wrong with it. don't ask me what. i don't know.

4:30 struck (actually, it was 4:28 on my laptop but i already tried to access AISIS and apparently got in). i wanted to get volleyball. but NOOO. no more slots available. i tried judo since jerome (from LM) was endorsing it to me but apparently, when i clicked the "enlist" button for the last slot that fits my schedule, somebody got it first! darn it. i tried table tennis, basketball, tae kwondo, ballroom dancing... NOOO. no sluts. whoops, slots. and what did i get? tap dance. right, you'll see me jumping with those clinky clanky shoes at the covered courts on tuesdays and thursdays from 3-4 pm.

but that's not the best part yet. just as i was clicking the confirm enlistment button with eyebrows meeting at the middle of my forehead and at the same time taking a piece of the crackers on my right side and showing it into my mouth, the worst so far for my day came. i didn't realize that ants have already gone ahead of my hands to the crackers.

so what did i get?

bites!!!!! ant bites!! OUUUCCCH! one bit me in between my upper lip and nose, three on my lips and two on my TONGUE! darn it. now they're inflamed.

so what now??? well, LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! i'd be most willing to laugh with you!!